Sure this year hasn’t been great, but we’re still fairly early in the Willenium so keep going, friends.
Does anyone know what the Pelaton lady from last year did with her bike? Cuz I’d like to buy one but don’t want to pay full price.
When I or someone near me says “Question” I wait to hear who finishes it correctly, and that’s who I know I like. Same with “to the left”.
Does Spotify do their year wrap up so early so that Christmas music doesn’t flood the system and we’re all just at Mariah for #1?
There should be a horror movie where the horror is you take the wrong direction on the 99/5 split.
Categorize under: local jokes get local work.
I’ve lived in LA long enough to have very strong freeway opinions.
Biggest one: when three cars pass you in the fast lane, you move over.
When the truckers turn their lights on, you turn your lights on.
It would be really fun to be so famous that people speculate about what songs are about you.
Until today, I thought Tim McGraw and Gavin McGraw were the same people, and I was like “why is this country person singing a 90’s pop song?”
I know all the words to One Week 😦
Fog lights are great for when you want other cars to see you, but you don’t want to see your dashboard.
I listened to a whole song thinking it was a different song, and the part I knew just hadn’t started yet. I was wrong. I wasn’t the song I knew. Still not recognizing it after minute 2 should have tipped me off. This is on me.
The Drops of Jupiter lady contains multitudes.
Just saw a hotel with a sign that said “Welcome Duck Hunters”. So that’s a thing.
I think I’m a dad because I keep telling myself to just roll down the window instead of using ac.
I also move over to the right lane within 10 miles of my exit.
One black coffee from McDonald’s. Enough said.
I totally forgot about the record scratch in All Star. Probably for the best.
“This is NOT the Savage Garden song I wanted” – me, out loud.
“Prose hair products not shampoo”. I think that’s just a note for me to check if they have any.
The sign says right two lanes exit but it’s a two lane road.
note: A third lane showed up.
When the sign says right five lanes go to hwy 5 I’m in the far right lane no question. I’m not taking any chances.
I don’t care if I’m stuck behind a truck going 40. Until I hit that exit I’m staying to the right to the right.
I had to loosen the snaps on my baseball cap. I thought I’d be done making that adjustment now that I’m 35.
Going to a club at 11:30 sounds worse than death so I guess I’m an old now. The ballers with the full grown pockets can have literally anyone else.
Passed a building in the East Bay that flashed the following on their big digital display:
Croak Rd. That’s just a funny name.
How long until enough time has passed that the hitler mustache is ok again? I hope it’s never.
Is that Panic at the Disco song just about wedding etiquette?
The “She’s so High” guy and the girl in the One Direction song should get together and work on their self esteem.
I just couldn’t think of 1D and kept thinking 3LW.
That line about Will Smith not lighting the cuban cigar is so funny. Why. Kids have bigger smoking issues to deal with before Cuban cigars, I think?
NEVER ask Siri to add to an existing note. She will read off every title of every note and it will make you so sad about yourself.